My first instinct was to go with the Stratospheric League of Colorful Bandits because I love Jem- always have and always will. She was a true rockstar.
But let's be honest here- who would rather go with a group of bandits than an association of heroes??
I have seen every single episode of the Thundercats and they are the definition of intergalatic warriors, defending the galaxy- particularly Third Earth- from Evil.
As much as it pains me to vote against my beloved animated childhood friends, my answer has to be the Intergalactic Association of Heroes. I'm sure they'd just get a lot more done in a way that benefits a lot more people. Besides, if I recall correctly, Jem and Strawberry Shortcake didn't actually have any special powers of altruism. Care Bears and Rainbow Brite bumbled their way through basic tasks.
This one is either too easy, or a trick! So I'm going with Intergalactic Association of Heroes.
'Intergalactic' is way more intense and respectable than 'Stratospheric' (which is so limited).
I have to go with my gut because these characters were before my time :( Although I know who each and every one of them are, I don't know any details about them.
Although I know this is basically forfeiting a point, since I doubt the Decider will be secure enough in his masculinity to vote for such a bunch of pansies.
I choose the girly rainbow coalition because I believe the IAH would eventually threaten intergalactic peace in spite of their mission to preserve it. (See also: Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe; Emperor Palpatine of Star Wars)
However impotent the amazing technicolor sissy brigade might turn out to be, I'd fear even worse from a gang of self-described heroes with the attributes of wild animals and tractor trailers, and hybrid robots with traits of both, led by a medieval monarch with dissociative disorder.
Regardless of his dimension or galaxy, the weaponry, iconography, and haircut of the "Most Powerful Man in the Universe" are straight out of the Middle Ages.
With a signature catch phrase like "I have the power!", what could go wrong? Everything.
The answer: The Stratospheric League of Colorful Bandits (Primary Members: Jem (Chair), Rainbow Brite, Care Bears, and Strawberry Shortcake)
If He-Man, Voltron, Transformers, and Thundercats were to form an alliance, a monumental power grab would devastate our planet. Sadly, He-Man does not have the political skill to manage such a deadly cadre of "heroes."
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Wow, nice.
My first instinct was to go with the Stratospheric League of Colorful Bandits because I love Jem- always have and always will. She was a true rockstar.
But let's be honest here- who would rather go with a group of bandits than an association of heroes??
I have seen every single episode of the Thundercats and they are the definition of intergalatic warriors, defending the galaxy- particularly Third Earth- from Evil.
As much as it pains me to vote against my beloved animated childhood friends, my answer has to be the Intergalactic Association of Heroes. I'm sure they'd just get a lot more done in a way that benefits a lot more people. Besides, if I recall correctly, Jem and Strawberry Shortcake didn't actually have any special powers of altruism. Care Bears and Rainbow Brite bumbled their way through basic tasks.
This one is either too easy, or a trick! So I'm going with Intergalactic Association of Heroes.
'Intergalactic' is way more intense and respectable than 'Stratospheric' (which is so limited).
I have to go with my gut because these characters were before my time :( Although I know who each and every one of them are, I don't know any details about them.
So again, Intergalactic Heroes it is!
And also Decider, I have 7 points, not 5.
SLCB.
Although I know this is basically forfeiting a point, since I doubt the Decider will be secure enough in his masculinity to vote for such a bunch of pansies.
I choose the girly rainbow coalition because I believe the IAH would eventually threaten intergalactic peace in spite of their mission to preserve it. (See also: Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe; Emperor Palpatine of Star Wars)
However impotent the amazing technicolor sissy brigade might turn out to be, I'd fear even worse from a gang of self-described heroes with the attributes of wild animals and tractor trailers, and hybrid robots with traits of both, led by a medieval monarch with dissociative disorder.
No contest: Intergalactic Association of Heroes.
And is He-Man a medieval monarch? I always thought he was from some other dimension or galaxy...
Regardless of his dimension or galaxy, the weaponry, iconography, and haircut of the "Most Powerful Man in the Universe" are straight out of the Middle Ages.
With a signature catch phrase like "I have the power!", what could go wrong? Everything.
Oh man. Carl. I was crying when I read this. You're hilarious.
He's right, Alex. Prince Adam. Castles. Silly haircuts and tights. Could be renaissance, too.
That's my brother-in-law in the house, folks! I'm with him...he sounds like he knows what he's talking about: SLCB.
No dilemma here. My answer: The Intergalactic Association of Heroes, aka The Immaculate Altruists. They had way better songs.
Give it a few more years and there will be a E true Hollywood story based on the Stratospheric gang.
The answer: The Stratospheric League of Colorful Bandits (Primary Members: Jem (Chair), Rainbow Brite, Care Bears, and Strawberry Shortcake)
If He-Man, Voltron, Transformers, and Thundercats were to form an alliance, a monumental power grab would devastate our planet. Sadly, He-Man does not have the political skill to manage such a deadly cadre of "heroes."
Well I declare. Somewhere at this very moment, frozen pigs are flying through Hell.
Carl, you are my new favorite person. I am honored to share the same first 4 letters of my name with you.
Well it took you long enough! You've been my favorite person since I learned your name, Carl-a.
;)
Stratospheric League of Colorful Bandits - although I have my doubts the decider will pick this one, desipte it being the better answer.
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